Papa Bear

Dad and I watch The O'Reilly Factor almost every night. Some guy wrote O'Reilly a 4-line poem, and Mr. O sent him a signed copy of his book Pinheads & Patriots. So I wrote him a song. I want a signed copy of Pinheads & Patriots.

Your suits look nice

they complement your shoulders

Sitting behind your desk

have you gotten any older?

Surely all the these pinheads

would make your hair turn gray

but perhaps Dennis Miller

has scoffed that threat away

'cause the spin stops here

and the Factor is lookin out for you

You need have no fear

when O’Reilly is on every weeknight, on Fox News

So I’m spouting off

from anywhere in the world

name & town, name & town, name & town

and the word of the day is “chortled”

‘cause you held your own on The View

and you’re number one in cable news

without you, where would be the Talking Points memo?

caution: you’ve just entered the no-spin zone